Chinese Pandas Sent to '***ercise' Cl***

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Pandas have a notoriously low *** drive, and trainers have resorted to everything from aphrodisiac herbs and ****** to panda **** to get the black-and-white bears in the mood for love. Now a Chinese research center is trying a new tactic: Building up the bears' *** muscles through exercise to spur copulation.
Keepers at the Chengdu Panda Breeding and Research Centre have been tempting the bears at their facility by dangling apples from strings in an effort to get them up on their hind legs, thereby strengthening pelvic muscles. Bears who stand up are rewarded with an apple and then, um, left to their own devices with a nearby female. The facility also sets up "dates" between pandas who have never been with each other, in the hope that a little variety will make sparks fly. "We arrange love-making between two excellent pandas which have never had ***. It does work," an official said. We're sure Eliot Spitzer would agree. But building pelvic muscles isn't just for pandas. Men's Health has a rundown of workout tips that can boost your *** life.